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Well, I’m sure we all remember Humpty Dumpty. This is his brother Joe (no, he is not a plumber). You see, in some respects Joe Dumpty is much less unfortunate than his brother Humpty. His head is somewhat misshaped, and his eyes have been placed far too high on his face. Like his brother, Joe has no ears which probably made it really hard to hear the buzz saw coming.  When poor Joe finally noticed the saw coming he tried so hard to roll away (in case you hadn’t noticed, he has no limbs), but alas he just could not roll fast enough.

Luckily for Joe, the saw could not shatter his thick outer shell and merely cut him into two nearly equal pieces. Don’t worry Joe! I’m sure it’s nothing a few Band-aids can’t fix.